Save yourself, save the world.

Take the first step, then keep going. You can be a hero, just don't give up. It's not over yet.

dickcraft:

napoleonbonerhard:

webofepic:

People who aren’t afraid of heights. 

I’M NOT AFRAID OF HEIGHTS EITHER BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I WOULD WANT TO HANG PRECARIOUSLY FROM A BUILDING

IM HAVING AN AXIETY ATTACK JUST LOOKING @ THESE

(via kitroku)

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

Not true.  I live in the hills of Tennessee and heard gunshots echo 5 or 6 times.

(via tattoosandsharks)

muirin007:

rinthewin:

dragoninatrenchcoat:

sol-shine:

#I feel like arthur lost track somewhere around maybe percy #and then the twins happened and he stopped trying #jesus fucking christ molly #Twins? #TWINS? #I can hardly tell one buttock from the other #let alone two identical children #blimey #just fuck it #damn it all #i’ll start referring to them as you boy and that one there

#wait okay I KNOW this one isn’t mine#his hair is brown

#Fuck did we adopt one?

This is one of the funniest posts on Tumblr, hands down.